- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

your mom

minorities

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

knock knock. no one's home..

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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