why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Libraries.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Your momma's so fat...

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

womens sports...

Chikin nuggets

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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