Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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