yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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