Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Politics.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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