- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Diana and victoria

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

My wife has terminal cancer.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy gets arrested...

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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