- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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