I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why? Because racecar.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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