A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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