Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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