Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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