a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's 1+1? 4.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Whats 9 + 10 19

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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