Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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thumbs up!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Asian NASCAR.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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