Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Knock knock

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Yo Mamma

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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