Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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