- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

2+2= 478

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Whats a cat? A cat!

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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