- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Yah? Well your a ********

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Whats a cat? A cat!

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Politics.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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