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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

French people.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What do you call your mother? Mom.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Hey, you have small hands.