What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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i have cancer

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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