Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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