Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Poop.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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