A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Libraries.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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