Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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