- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??