- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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