- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Knock Knock! Come in.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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