There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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The AIDS patient was gay

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