What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Libraries.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Penis.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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