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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

How Long is a Chinese man.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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