Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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French people.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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69.... is a number

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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