What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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