did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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