whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The joke below me is retarded

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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