What did the snake say to the rat?

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Women's rights.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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