- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

The AIDS patient was gay

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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