How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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make me a sandwich!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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