how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A black man killed someone

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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theres a fat guy

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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