Hey, you have small hands.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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I'm Spartacus

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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my names jim haha

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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