There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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