A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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