I AM DISSAPOINTED

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Five guys one rape.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Your mom.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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