Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A black person in the NHL

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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I like your hair

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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black

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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