- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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