- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

womens rights

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Like my status for a tbh?

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

The economy.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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