A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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9/11.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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