- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

I like your hair

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

women's rights

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

I Love Hitler.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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