Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My life

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Women's Rights...

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I love you.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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