- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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