A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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