Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Hair

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Anti Joke

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