- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

wanna hear a joke? no

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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