- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Your mom.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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