How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Five guys one rape.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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