Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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womens rights

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Women's rights.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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