What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Goat balls.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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