Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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French people.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Womens Sports

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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France never surrender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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