Five guys one rape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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