Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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women's rights

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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hi bye

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Anti Joke

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