- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

who farted i did :]

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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