- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Your mom.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

does this look unsure to you?

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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