Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what color is blue? green

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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