Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Goat balls.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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NEVER

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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