Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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