- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

women's rights

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Dallas Cowboys

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Global Warming.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Anti Joke

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