What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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