How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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