An antijoke

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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