- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

NEVER

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Women's Rights

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

French people.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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