What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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