- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

youre gay

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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