- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

BIG PENIS

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

NEVER

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

i have aids and a chode

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