Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man walks into a bar.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A scottish man having fun

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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