A black man killed someone

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

BIG PENIS

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What what In the butt

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An antijoke

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

If life hands you lemons Take them

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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