a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Goat balls.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Women rights..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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