Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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