What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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mitt romney

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Anti Joke

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