Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A man walks into a bar.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Women's rights

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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