A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Well, this is fun.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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noodles

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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