Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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