What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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women's rights

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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balls in ya mouf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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