- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

I love you very much.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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