- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

So a seal walks into a club...

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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