Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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blubber vaginass CC

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noodles

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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