whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Knock knock, come in.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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