a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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An antijoke

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Kenny G

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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