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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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