- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Women's rights.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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