why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

i have aids and a chode

George W. Bush

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Global Warming.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

knock knock go away

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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