- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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why did the chicken cross the road

Women rights..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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