Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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I Love Hitler.

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You.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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