Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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No joke.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Chuck Norris died.

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your fat

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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I like jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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