- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Oh...okay, good.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Kim Kardashian.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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