What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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I like to eat.

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Women's rights.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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