It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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This is not a joke.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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