tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

You.

I love you.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's 6+2? 16

France never surrender.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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