- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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