What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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