three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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knock knock you may come in

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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