Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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1+1= 69

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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