What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

thumb_up thumb_down +15

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The Bible

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

your fat

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

thumb_up thumb_down -7

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

ASSCHEEKS

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops