A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

George W. Bush

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's in there? Get outta there...

You.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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