youre gay

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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cc

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Scott

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Robin, get in the car.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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