Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Womens Sports

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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