balls in ya mouf

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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noodles

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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mitt romney

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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youre gay

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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