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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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womens rights

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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