American healthcare.

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Dallas Cowboys

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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hi bye

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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