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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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