What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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I got shot, you laughed

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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women's rights

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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