So this blonde walks into a library.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

1+1= 69

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

a black guy with rights in 1924

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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