What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what color is blue? green

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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youre gay

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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BIG PENIS

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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