A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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