Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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