A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Itookasipasoda

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Asians...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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