a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Popsicles

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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