Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Female Athletics

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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