shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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