A dwarf walks under a bar.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

I like your hair

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Two Jews walk in a bar...

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

The Mets win the World Series

Female Athletics

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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