How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

johann grayson being liked

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Chuck Norris died.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

The Bible

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

My life

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

The Mets win the World Series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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