i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Anti Joke

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