A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Scott

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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