a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Military intelligence.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's big? Jupiter.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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