- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Laura Pratz..

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

noodles

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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