- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Ben is gay

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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