- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Poop.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

your mom

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Popsicles

What didn't last long? You in the bed

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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