Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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