Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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France never surrender.

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hi bye

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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