- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Rick Perry.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

women's rights

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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