Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Female Athletics

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My life

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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hi im paul!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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