Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Goat balls.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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BIG PENIS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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