- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

9/11.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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