What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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NEVER

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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French people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Female Athletics

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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