- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Netball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Hitler. lol, sucks.

A horse walked into a barn...

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