- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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