- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Asians...

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

I love you.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??