- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A black guy gets arrested...

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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