Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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I love you.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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