What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The joke below me is retarded

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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