- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Two Jews walk in a bar...

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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