- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A black guy gets arrested...

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

My mom touched my wiener : \

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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