How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

thumb_up thumb_down

Hi my name is Bob

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

45.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

France never surrender.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

thumb_up thumb_down -138

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops