What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Knock knock, come in.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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