Magic Johnson has AIDS

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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