Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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