Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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YOLO

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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