Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Gay rights

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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