Whats a cat? A cat!

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A joke

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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